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Original: 7/22/2006 12:58 PM
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Saturday, July 22, 2006

Random Pick-up Lines

 
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Hey, this is especially for Amanda and Pippa since we're always coming up with pick-up lines.
OH, please! 
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10, 2006, at 10:30 PM,
thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
you."
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
HAHAHA!! --> these are cool 

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.

Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me
up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

 Posted 7/22/2006 12:58 PM - 51 Views - 20 eProps - 11 comments

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HAHAHAHAHA

man i havent been on xanga forever!!!

so i just thought i'd comment

and its a funny post..yes it sure is... i read it and i was like "well, thats that!" hahaha reflective statements!!! AHHH!!

oooh i like the interior decorator one! oh my word emily, what a coincidence.. hahaha. wait, sprinklers? i dont understand that one..what does sprinklers have to do w/ anything??

lol, anyway, those were funny..very very corny emily. but haha thats us now isnt it? ;)  my favorite....not mentioned above.....do u like to cook? cuz IVE GOT A RECIPE FOR LOOOOOVE!

i love u so much! btw im coming back tuesday.. jetlag on my bday yay! pff.. oh well.. u'll be there dearest ling. ttyl

amanda

ps. its too bad we're not flying DELTA airlines...(double inside joke, haha awesome)  deLta AIRLINES! (stick out arms, smiling) and incase u didnt catch that, deLLLLLLLLLLLta airlines........

Posted 7/23/2006 12:48 PM by freshwoman17 - reply

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ok, here i am commenting back:P

LOL

Posted 7/23/2006 4:56 PM by mel_mk4him - reply

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hey hey!!! i meant to be offline now cuz im at an internet cafe, but i'll right this anyway.  well i'm in keswick right now (north of england) at this convention thing.  i loved the pick-up lines anyway i really gotta go. love you tons and tons pippa
Posted 7/23/2006 5:28 PM by pigs_r_better_than_cows - reply

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hey hey my dear ling!!!! well im sooooooo excited about seeing you this friday!!! also we are going to call this week too to make sure about the details and stuff....so that means i'll get to talk to ya...anyway i better go now. love you tons and tons.  pippa
Posted 8/6/2006 11:49 AM by pigs_r_better_than_cows - reply

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hey emily im using xamga again...wow hahahaha and btw nice pick up lines ahahhah love you!!!

maria

Posted 8/6/2006 3:31 PM by hey_marz - reply

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LOL!!! Those are great! I allmost died laughing! BTW, I'm Jen, a MK to brasil. Just wanted to say hi! Come by my xanga any time!!

-Jen
Posted 8/6/2006 5:23 PM by brazilrocksmkblond - reply

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hey..im gonna see you tomorrow how cool is that..well ill ttyl now LOve always Millie
Posted 8/10/2006 7:24 AM by lovehearts_04 - reply

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Haha! these are great! Anna and I like this one:
"Hi, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
Posted 8/28/2006 4:28 PM by jamieson15 - reply

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Hey Emily, what are you and your family doing over Christmas Break? Would you guys be interested in having me come for a visit then?? Let me know, I'm asking my dad for your parents email, but you can also post a coment on my blog.

Posted 9/3/2006 10:38 AM by TACBex - reply

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love it!!! Did you girls come up with all of these?  wow...I'm impressed. so boo!  this is me on xanga..don't ask me why...just wondering if everyone kind of left it. haha!  Maybe when you're 80 you'll remember that you had a xanga and you'll be all surprised to find a comment from me. Hopefully by then you'll have found Mr. right by using these great pick up lines.  love you a million sprinklers!

Stephanie

Posted 10/15/2006 10:12 AM by free_soul11 - reply

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so... i don't really know what im doing on xanga, it confuses me on a regular basis... just wanted to let you know im on here too, lol...

-Kalyn

Posted 9/16/2007 12:14 AM by KalynRebecca - reply


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